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The Average Life of an Average Guy

Oct 1 '14

I just used the terms “penis-minded” and “sex crazed” for a graded essay assignment.

Oct 1 '14
For those who know me, you know that the little things make me happy. Just like this small jar with random assortments like vampire teeth, a Chinese finger trap, and there are some sticky hands in there too. You can’t really see those though. But @incynthia and I won these prizes at an arcade the last time we went to Gatilinburg. Some would look at these and see insignificance, but I see constant reminders of why I married my best friend. I’m posting this as I am lying next to you in bed. Good night Cynthia. Now roll over a give me a kiss.

For those who know me, you know that the little things make me happy. Just like this small jar with random assortments like vampire teeth, a Chinese finger trap, and there are some sticky hands in there too. You can’t really see those though. But @incynthia and I won these prizes at an arcade the last time we went to Gatilinburg. Some would look at these and see insignificance, but I see constant reminders of why I married my best friend. I’m posting this as I am lying next to you in bed. Good night Cynthia. Now roll over a give me a kiss.

Sep 30 '14
humanoidhistory:

Des Webb, on stilts in a giant snow monster costume, drags a Luke Skywalker mannequin on the Hoth set of The Empire Strikes Back (1980)

humanoidhistory:

Des Webb, on stilts in a giant snow monster costume, drags a Luke Skywalker mannequin on the Hoth set of The Empire Strikes Back (1980)

Sep 19 '14
"I declare this meeting of the Midnight Society official closed." (at Sudden Valley)

"I declare this meeting of the Midnight Society official closed." (at Sudden Valley)

Sep 17 '14
Sep 12 '14
Sep 11 '14

lissymac37:

silverlined-shalalalas:

-teesa-:

9.9.14

BOOM

John Stewart every time. Every time.

Sep 11 '14

split-scalpels:

I NEED MASK REFERENCES 

EVERYONE WHO REBLOGS THIS BY 9/12/14 WILL GET A MASK DESIGN/DRAWING  BASED OFF MY IMPRESSION OF THEIR BLOGS 

GO 

Sep 11 '14

(Source: r-endrick)

Sep 10 '14
Let the paper writing session begin. #coffee #flamingo  (at Sudden Valley)

Let the paper writing session begin. #coffee #flamingo (at Sudden Valley)